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Monday, February 14, 2011

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Rev. Amy, thanks again for your many messages of encouragement. Thought you would like to see the following list someone sent me. Keep up the good work. Namasté, Helen

1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when  in trouble; it is a "steering wheel" that directs us in the right path throughout life.

2] Do you know why a car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the rear view mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE.  So, look ahead and move on.

3]  Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4]  All things in life are temporary.  If going well enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong don't worry, they can't last long either.

5] Old friends are like Gold!  New friends are Diamonds!  If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold!  Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a base of Gold!

6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax,  sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!

7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in  your abilities.

8] A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your  vision."

9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them; and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES; it takes away today's PEACE

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