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This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Chaplaincy Program

That is indeed welcome news!  I hope to someday be a proud representative of the ULC in a professional capacity.  Opening my own church doesn't appeal to me.  God has other plans for me, and I believe that they include being a chaplain.  Again, thank you for all that you've does for us. 
                                                                          Respectively,
                                                                                    Rev. Ira Potter
Universal Life Church 

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To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.




Kind Words

"Success doesn't come to you; you go to it." 

Marva Collins
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

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Thanks Amy:
These affirmations and words of encouragement have a real impact, so thanks again and keep them coming!  This one was just what I needed today!
Have a great day,
Richard
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up. 

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Kind Words

"The more we express our gratitude to God for our blessings,
        the more he will bring to our mind other blessings. The more
       we are aware of to be grateful for, the happier we become."
                                                                            - Ezra Taft Benson
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

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Amy,
I should have told you this sooner. Your email is this of encouragement are very heartwarming and uplifting to me. My mom, in Florida, has had a massive stroke and she has been asking for me. I'm driving down there tonight.
Keep up these wonderful emails if there aren't too time consuming for you. They have help me more than you know. Well, now I guess you do know...lol. I think you are amazing!
Love and Blessings,
Robert
Universal Life Church 
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up. 

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Universal Life Church

Hi Amy,  Your messages are always very inspiring and uplifting!  I look forward to your writings and I pass them on to others.  Hugs to you too Amy!!  You are a wonderful person and I'm sure that I'm not the only one who thinks that you are nothing less than exceptional.  You are in my thoughts very often, John

Universal Life Church 
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up. 

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Kind Words

"Never tear down a fence until you know why it was raised."
Robert Frost
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

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Dear Amy,
Thank you once again...You ALWAYS seem to know when I need to hear from you with a reassuring message...:)
Be sure to follow your advice, because you make my world a better place just by having you in it!!
Love and angel hugs,
Elizabeth
Universal Life Church
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up. 

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Kind Words

"If you truly believe that you write the tale of your own life, then the end is up to you."

Written in 2009 by Valentine Benjamin
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, October 5, 2012

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Amy,

LOL...how do know these things?

Great to know someone who is as intuitive as I am, lol. Surely we are all doing good things, and living a life of  Internal god-ness as well. 

Love you sister. Keep moving forward!

Light, Love and Peace to you!

Robin

Universal Life Church
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up. 

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Kind Words

Sister Amy!!   This is truly a miracle and what is needed.  Moving to California from Chicago.  Not sure if it is the right thing to do...and feeling exactly what you have written.  I am so grateful for God speaking through you!  You are an amazing woman.  
With gratitude and love.

Marc
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit. 

Kind Words

"Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way."
Gurudev Yogi Amrit Desai
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Kind Words


Dear Amy,  I have said it before but it bares repeating, your words of encouragement have a way of addressing issues I am currently dealing with.  Now, I know that I am not the only person to receive your greetings and I am willing to bet many others have sent you similar thank you notes.   Be that as it may, you have a way of saying the right thing at the right time.  Thank you.

Sincerely,
RJ Frysinger

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.