Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

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Dear Amy:
 
 
Thanks so very VERY much for hanging in there with me..
 
Your thoughts and comments help and lead me to trust my instincts which are easy to negate.
 
 
When I get through all this I'll be taking some of your courses.
 
Love to you and yours
 
Roy
Universal Life Church 


To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Kind Words

If you desire others to be happy, practice compassion; 
if YOU desire to be happy, practice compassion!
                                                                                 - Mary Stewbeck


To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Kind Words

 Amy,
Just a quick note to say thanks for all your hard work.  I know the time you spend is great and you never cease to amaze me with the new course, books, ID Cards you keep getting out.  I know I haven't been very active in the Seminary as of late, but it is just I have been so busy with the other aspect of my life and career. 
Well, I hope to be more active in taking courses again in the near future, but for now, know that I am still alive and well and still reading all your emails and bulletins I receive.  I wish you all the best and will be in touch.
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Sincerely yours,

Judge Edward Singleton, DD, MBA, CPA
Universal Life Church 

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Universal Life Church

I just wanted to say, that I have been receiving this newsletter for almost four years now, and never once have I responded to say thank you. So, thank you. 

Thank you for the wonderful uplifting stories, the charismatic way the organization presents its classes, and for the opportunity the ULC Seminary has given me when it comes to spiritual development. 

I know your busy, so I won’t take up anymore of your time.
Thank you again for everything. 

Jonathan 
Merry Christmas
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Kind Words

Thank you Amy, the kind words helped a lot today. I recently performed my first wedding and it was extra special because it was my eldest son's marriage. I have not been able to start on the two classes I ordered over the summer, but I am looking forward to beginning them shortly. Thank you again for the kind and generous words. I am truly enjoying my involvement in the ULC Seminary.

Karen

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As a long time member of ULC, I created the seminary site to help train our ministers. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church minister supplies. Since being ordained with the Seminary since the beginning, I've watched and facilitated the huge change and growth that has continued to happen.  I also started sending out Kind Words, which has been a huge hit with the congregation.

Monday, December 12, 2011

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Dear Amy:
The Great Spirit, God, the flow of the earth,, must have known I needed your attention and words.
Its almost telepathic;   knowing I was bored some years ago in another profession, was one of the main reasons I'm doing what I am.
with sincere appreciation thank you so very much for taking time to speak to this tired confused soul seeking man. 
Your words help..as well as your guidance.
Also I may not get the time to read through all your e-mails on the Seminary courses,  However I've been saving them for years in a special file just for those e-mails.
Thank you and your great Spirit for all the work you are doing,
Sincerely,
Roy
Universal Life Church 
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Kind Words

Rev. Amy, I just wanted to tell you the video you did was wonderful. I wish I could vote for you more than once.   I always seam to get a new message just when I need it. You are a miracle and an angel. I am so blessed to have you. Have a blessed day.

June

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Kind Words

Hi Amy!!

A double Thank You and God bless! I needed to hear that right now.

You make the world a brighter, happier place!

Back at you ;-)

Chris

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As a long time member of ULC, I created the seminary site to help train our ministers. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church minister supplies. Since being ordained with the Seminary since the beginning, I've watched and facilitated the huge change and growth that has continued to happen.  I also started sending out Kind Words, which has been a huge hit with the congregation.