Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

Search This Blog

Friday, June 28, 2013

Universal LIfe Church

Heaven never helps the man who will not act.
-- Sophocles

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Kind Words

WoW  Rev. Amy,
That is so powerful.....
I thank God for you....
Stay Blessed
Ron Arrington

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Kind Words

Thanks, Amy, I'm just reading this and its just what I needed.  Thanks for being a warm, kind compassionate, encouraging friend.  You are chosen of God to do his bidding.  Thank you so much for all you do and say.  Wilma

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Kind Words

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. ~ Gladys Browyn Stern

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Kind Words

Amy,

Have I told you lately that you are a blessing?!! Providing these courses, being an outstanding author, a fantastic teacher, as well as helping out people like me, God is truly good.

Thank you,
Rev. George

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Universal Life Church

Amy,
           You are an inspiration to me. Did you happen to see that your ministry made national attention on the David Letterman Show. Of course he was making fun of it but I think it's a great opportunity for people who don't have the time or money to attend seminary. I have officiated 1 wedding and 1 funeral and my ministry credentials have gotten me into 2 different prisons to minister to inmates. Keep up the good work. You are a blessing to me.

~ Forrest
   Universal Life Church 
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Kind Words

Thank you Amy, the kind words helped a lot today. I recently performed my first wedding and it was extra special because it was my eldest son's marriage. I have not been able to start on the two classes I ordered over the summer, but I am looking forward to beginning them shortly. Thank you again for the kind and generous words. I am truly enjoying my involvement in the ULC Seminary.

Karen

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Kind Words

Amy:
I love these messages. They're inspiring.....delightfully fulfilling and something to pass on. Wonderful idea to share this, to do this and to make this ministry a part of it.
Grace and Peace
Pamela

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Kind Words

Dear Rev. Amy,

I have received several inspirational emails from you in the past few months, and I felt a need to say thank-you. Often your words arrived on days when I was particularly stressed and feeling low. It was almost as if you somehow knew that I was in need of some inspiration. One thing I know for sure, you have surely helped me more than you know. Thank-you so very much Rev. Amy, I so appreciate you and value your thoughtfulness. 

Although I have been ordained as a minister through an online course, I have always desired to become a Science Of Mind Minister. I am not sure how to go about doing that, or even if I would qualify. However, it is a dream of mine.

Once again I extend my thanks to you Rev. Amy. You are a genuine extension of God's Truth, and that is indeed a blessing to all who have the privilege of knowing you. God bless you Rev. Amy.

Sincerely,
Rev. Jody

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Kind Words

This is just to say 'Thank you'. What a lovely site you have, with so much useful and thoughtful information to support your ministers and their efforts.

Since applying for ordination, I have become more interested in starting my own church in the UK, and have been reading around the information you provide, and which has been shared by others. Excellent. Your own sermon regarding the 'Angel' was very touching; thank you for sharing it. The live feed on current religious topics is also excellent, as are the materials on starting your own church.

I've joined the seminary, and will be taking advantage of the development courses offered there, and will be in touch for further support materials as my ministry develops.

Thank you once again for what is clearly a labour of love.

Luke
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.