Universal Life Church

Universal Life Church

 A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What Denomination?" Asked the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman.
"Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

 

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.
' What's wrong ?' asked his mother.
Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed.
'In a way they do,' said his mother.
' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'.
'Yes, they do.' The little boy began to cry again.
' Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going !'

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.
He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife.
This is called polygamy.
But we believe in having only one wife.
This is called monotony"

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, Wicca, Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more. I have been a proud member of the ULC for many years and the Seminary since its inception.

The Universal Life Church offers handfasting ceremonies, funeral ceremonies and free minister training.

As a long time member of ULC, Rev. Long created the seminary site to help train our ministers. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church  minister supplies. Since being ordained with the Universal Life Church for so many years and it's Seminary since the beginning, I've watch the huge change and growth that has continued to happen.

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