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This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Kind Words

"You will regret many things in life, but you will never regret being too kind or too fair."

Brian Tracy
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

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Thanks again Amy, for those timely INSPIRATIONAL words of exhortation. I say back to you, DITTO, as It takes a "miraculous" being to know a "miraculous" being! You do us proud as our Leader.

Sincerely, Bishop T.R. Hatcher
Universal Life Church 

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

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Amy,
You are such a blessing to all that you touch. Thank you so much for your support and continue to share care and love with the world for his name sake.
May God's armor of protection and grace be upon you in all good that you do.
With much blessings,
Dorothy 
Universal Life Church
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up. 








Monday, September 2, 2013

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You are something beyond words - all it takes is a short message from you to get my adrenaline flowing in the proper direction.

Please, don't ever stop.
God Bless.

James
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Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Kind Words

" Becoming a star may not be your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal that you can set for yourself."
Bryan Lindsay
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

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THANK YOU AMY!  what a kind message to receive as I sign online today.  GOD BLESS YOU! 
with love always,
amy

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Kind Words

"Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way." - Dr. Seuss

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, August 2, 2013

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Dear Amy,

Thanks so much for your inspiring and motivational messages.  I am indeed elated. Living in Africa is one experience I cant explain, but one must thank God for creation.  Life here is difficult and too demanding, with poverty all over the place, while a few have so enriched themselves at the detriment of others (corruption).  I look forward to receiving more of your messages and hope that the situation here will improve for the better of us all.

Keep doing the good work and remain blessed.

Jacob. A.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Kind Words

Amy,
Not sure how you are coming up with these words of inspiration, but they are perfect!!!!
Thank you so much.
        Love, 
                Lynn

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Kind Words

I downloaded the toolbar and I think it is great!  The things we can do with it is fantastic!  Thank you Amy.  It is greatly appreciated what the ULC seminary has done.  God bless you.
Reverend Terry Sue

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.