Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Friday, March 30, 2012

Kind Words

"A man who does not think for himself does not think at all." - Oscar Wilde

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Kind Words

I just wanted to say, that I have been receiving this newsletter for almost four years now, and never once have I responded to say thank you. So, thank you. 

Thank you for the wonderful uplifting stories, the charismatic way the organization presents its classes, and for the opportunity the ULC Seminary has given me when it comes to spiritual development. 

I know your busy, so I won’t take up anymore of your time.
Thank you again for everything. 

Jonathan 
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Universal Life Church

Amy,

Thanks for sending me the e-mail about your Masters education program. I'm still reading it and trying absorb all of the wonder tidbits about life that is offered there. It 's so refreshing to study positive theology, I need to read a few more times so I will be able to practice and react appropriately in negative situations.

By the way, your e-mail tonight was just what I needed to hear, Thanks!

You're the best!

Tom


To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.