Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Friday, August 30, 2013

Kind Words

" Becoming a star may not be your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal that you can set for yourself."
Bryan Lindsay
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Universal Life Church

THANK YOU AMY!  what a kind message to receive as I sign online today.  GOD BLESS YOU! 
with love always,
amy

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Kind Words

"Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way." - Dr. Seuss

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, August 2, 2013

Universal Life Church

Dear Amy,

Thanks so much for your inspiring and motivational messages.  I am indeed elated. Living in Africa is one experience I cant explain, but one must thank God for creation.  Life here is difficult and too demanding, with poverty all over the place, while a few have so enriched themselves at the detriment of others (corruption).  I look forward to receiving more of your messages and hope that the situation here will improve for the better of us all.

Keep doing the good work and remain blessed.

Jacob. A.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Kind Words

Amy,
Not sure how you are coming up with these words of inspiration, but they are perfect!!!!
Thank you so much.
        Love, 
                Lynn

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.