Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Universal Life Church

I am enjoying the courses immensely..I hope to sign up for a few more this fall and spring and am looking forward to completing the requirements for the Master of Ministry degree in the near future.  The quality of the course (Religious Philosophy) is very impressive especially as a jumping off point to encourage yourself to do extra reading and study.  I hope the other courses offer this type of professionalism and high quality.  Many thanks for the excellent work that the seminary is doing to improve the quality of the ULC ministry.

Kayorie

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Universal Life Church

Thank you for inquiring about my course participation.  I have one pending for several weeks, now.  I sincerely want to complete it soon.  The sample courses and other emails you send are thoroughly enjoyed and educational.  They provide me an avenue of choice for future course selections.  Much appreciated.  My next course would be either a spirituality course or one that teaches about multiple religions.

Currently, I'm exploring a new path of spiritual assistance:  Chaplain of Pets.  This would be ground-breaking in my local area.  My application is being reviewed this week.  Should I start and succeed with providing spiritual services to pets and their owners, I will be happy to send a  picture and quote.  Meanwhile, I have ordained one person, and another one is interested in being ordained through ULC.  There may be a third person, also.  In God's name, I do what is right.

Lorraine

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.