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Friday, January 21, 2011

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I recently performed a wedding ceremony for a dear friend of mine here in my patio.  I live on a beautiful ranch in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Range in southeastern Tulare County.  I raise cattle and horses in the pastures around the house.

I have one older cow and her big bull calf along with an orphan heifer by themselves in a pasture on the east side.  Because of her age, I have been feeding hay and supplement to help her raise this big calf.  If I don't feed her promptly, or even if I do, she often begs for more by bawling loudly.

She heard me talking during the ceremony and came up to see if she might get a little more hay.   She let out a loud bawl, so loud that I had to stop talking.  Without missing a beat, I looked up and said even louder, "That's alright Old Girl.  I can do this without your help!"

This got a good chuckle from everyone and added a little light and levity to the service.

I do weddings  in this area of Tulare County, provide a custom ceremony allowing the couple to choose from several different ways that each segment can be done.  I print this up in 24 font, put the pages in plastic covers, and all in a nice white binder.  I also print up a nice Certificate of Marriage for the cover.  I use this book during the ceremony, and that is my gift to the couple when we are done.

I have also put all my music onto my laptop, and feed that into a small amplifier to provide music in any setting.  If the couple wants to use a specific piece of music during the ceremony, it is easy enough to put it in their folder, and provide it during their custom ceremony.

I have been averaging about one wedding per month this year.

Brent Gill
Non-Denominational Wedding Officiant

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