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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

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I asked God to take away my habit.
God said, No.

It is not for me to take away,

But for you to give it up.


I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.


I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations;
It isn't granted, it is learned.


I asked God to give me happiness..
God said, No.

I give you blessings;
Happiness is up to you.
I asked God to spare me pain.

God said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from
Worldly cares
And brings you closer to me.







I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.
You must grow on your own,
But I will prune you to make you fruitful.


I asked God for all things

That I might enjoy life.

God said, No.

I will give you life,
So that you may enjoy all things.



I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.

God said... Ahhhh,
Finally you have the idea.

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