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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Universal Life Church

Amy Long,

Just letting you know that the replacement certificates arrived today. To my astonishment was a forth certificate being a Religious Title of "Saint".

I opened the package with my wife sitting beside me and she watched me go through the first three and then watched my jaw drop when I saw the forth one.

She watched me get all choked up and then she wiped a tear from my eye. Amy the words "thank you" fail to express my appreciation.

Due to the tears streaming down my face and the emotional state that my mind is currently experiencing my words are failing me.

I wrote you a rather long drawn out reply to your previous message in which I respectfully declined your generous offer of a Religious Title.

I am already deeply humbled and honoured to hold the title of Reverend and once the Chaplaincy Program is complete, to hold the title and office of Chaplain.
 
Amy, my mind is racing and struggling to comprehend this...

Travis
Universal Life Church
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