Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

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If all else fails

read the instructions

(The Bible)


Bumper Sticker:

Prepare for your FINALS

Read the Bible


Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.

Sarah: That's nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!


At an atheist funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.


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