Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Universal Life Church

Chuck,
I just love this course. It makes my brain sing.

Thanks so much

Judy

Dr. Judith G. Wolf
Spirituality Course 
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Kind Words

Oh Sister Amy, you have no idea just how much your caring words mean to me at this time…For the last month it seems like everything I laid my hands on has gone wrong…Thank you so much for the hopeful words…May the All mighty lay hands on you…
Thank you…
Rev. Jesse Doyle ULC…

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Four Gospels

I really enjoyed my first email, from my course of the Four Gospels, it is helping me see and explore Jesus Christ in a whole new way, to See the power, love and light, and how that power, love and light is within us. The scriptures are opening to me in a whole new way that is transforming. Thank you is not enough,for the power of the gift I am receiving.

                         Sincerely,
                            Linda Muhammad

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Kind Words

Each of us is in truth an unlimited idea of freedom. Everything that limits us we have to put aside.
-- Richard DavidBach

Universal Life Church 

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.


Monday, July 30, 2012

Kind Words

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.
--John Tillotson

Universal Life Church 

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Kind Words

Amy,
Are you an angel sent to me to lift my spirits?  I realize that you send emails to many but your words always seem to come to me in my time of need. No matter who you may be to others, you will always be an angel to me.

Thank you and God Bless,

Rev. Skyelan Rose

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Kind Words

Amy,
Thank you!  Your kind comments really give me a lift today.  It is so true that we often impact the lives around us and do not see the impact.  I have been blessed on a couple of occasions to have some visit me after some years have passed and listen to their testimony how they were impacted by something I said or did years ago.  I see that as a divine pat on the back sometimes.

Thanks for your ministry and being a blessing to so many through ULC!
In Christ's love,
Dan

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Kind Words

Rev. Amy, I just wanted to tell you the video you did was wonderful. I wish I could vote for you more than once.I always seam to get a new message just when I need it. You are a miracle & an angel. I am so blessed to have you. Have a blessed day.

June

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Kind Words

Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: it must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all 
~ William Faulkner
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Kind Words

Thank you so very much Amy!
You could not have known what this bit of encouragement means right now.  The right words at just the right time.  You too are a wonderful person for even thinking of this mailing.
Again, Thank you.
Brightest Blessings,
 ~Laura

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.