Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Saturday, April 14, 2012

Kind Words

Blessings Amy,

I hope this gets to you!  Thank you soooooooooooooo much for the message.  I can't begin to tell you how much I really needed it today as well as these last few days.  I hope that you continue to follow your dreams as well.  You are an amazing person!

Hugs
Alex
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Kind Words

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Helen Keller

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To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.


 

Thursday, April 5, 2012

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Amy,
Thanks for these little moments of reflection you impart from time to time. Just wanted to let you know how much they mean to me personally and to let you know, some how, you send just what I need at the right moment. Thank you my dear Angel!

You;re always in my thoughts and prayers.

~kip~

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Kind Words

"A man who does not think for himself does not think at all." - Oscar Wilde

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Kind Words

I just wanted to say, that I have been receiving this newsletter for almost four years now, and never once have I responded to say thank you. So, thank you. 

Thank you for the wonderful uplifting stories, the charismatic way the organization presents its classes, and for the opportunity the ULC Seminary has given me when it comes to spiritual development. 

I know your busy, so I won’t take up anymore of your time.
Thank you again for everything. 

Jonathan 
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

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Amy,

Thanks for sending me the e-mail about your Masters education program. I'm still reading it and trying absorb all of the wonder tidbits about life that is offered there. It 's so refreshing to study positive theology, I need to read a few more times so I will be able to practice and react appropriately in negative situations.

By the way, your e-mail tonight was just what I needed to hear, Thanks!

You're the best!

Tom


To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Kind Words

Amy,
I should have told you this sooner. Your email is this of encouragement are very heartwarming and uplifting to me. My mom, in Florida, has had a massive stroke and she has been asking for me. I'm driving down there tonight.
Keep up these wonderful emails if there aren't too time consuming for you. They have help me more than you know. Well, now I guess you do know...lol. I think you are amazing!
Love and Blessings,
Robert
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Kind Words

Amy,
Love the newsletters and all that you've done with seminary and coursework.
 Peace, Joe .


Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Friday, February 3, 2012

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Hiya Amy
In my head I know that these are fed through a system that just plugs in my name, but in my heart I am touched just the same.

Thank you for continuing these love notes!  They seem to arrive when I'm in a crux.  Makes me smile!

Christie

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

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Hi Amy!!
  I want to thank for all you have done for many of us with your
messages and your great thoughts on life and all the wonderful
teachings and lessons passed on from others.
   Thank you again and have a wonderful and many full years, full
of love and joy.
        Sincerely always
    Rev. Lawrence Santana    
    UNIVERSAL CHURCH OF THE WORLDS


The Universal Life Church offers free online ordination and online seminary courses.