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0AIf you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!                                                               

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments..
He had completed missions in Iraq and 
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and
a member of the ACLU.                  
                                                                                                                       

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are  
real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes.'  The lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop.&nbs p;                                                                                           

                                                                                                                       

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still
waiting.' It got down to the last couple  
of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the  
platform. The professor was out cold.                                                                                  

                                                                                                                       

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students
were shocked, stunned, and sat there     
looking on in silence.  The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the
heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'                                                                    

                                             &nbs p;                                                                         

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers
who are protecting your right to say  
stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'                                                                  

                                                                                                                       

THIS IS GOOD. KEEP IT GOING

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