God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To Me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure.......In a minute."
These are some religious non-offensive jokes found in various places on the internet, shared with you from the Universal Life Church Seminary. Hopefully, they will make you smile.