Universal Life Church

The Boring Pastor An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.              "The front row please." she answered.              "You really don't want to do that", the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."              "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.              "No." he said.              "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.              "Do you know who I am?" he asked.              "No." she said.              "Good", he answered. ******************************* The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, Wicca, Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more. I have been a proud member of the ULC for many years and the Seminary since its inception. The Universal Life Church offers handfasting ceremonies, funeral ceremonies and free minister training. As a long time member of ULC, Rev. Long created the seminary site to help train our ministers. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church  minister supplies. Since being ordained with the Universal Life Church for so many years and it's Seminary since the beginning, I've watch the huge change and growth that has continued to happen. Try our new free toolbar at: ULC Toolbar