Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Kind Words

I downloaded the toolbar and I think it is great!  The things we can do with it is fantastic!  Thank you Amy.  It is greatly appreciated what the ULC seminary has done.  God bless you.
Reverend Terry Sue

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Kind Words

When you worry, there is static coming through your mind radio. God's song is the song of calmness. Nervousness is the static; calmness is the voice of God speaking to you through the radio of your soul. ~  Paramahansa Yogananda

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Kind Words

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." 

-- Betty Reese

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Kind Words

Amy Long takes the time to truly make a difference in the world each and everyday. She is a never ending source of Light, Inspiration and Guidance! Amy, thank you for being ALL that you are! We all Love and Appreciate you more than words could possibly express! ~Dana Hope~

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Kind Words

You have been "GREAT"!!! Thanks so much....I look forward to many years of service with the support from ULC! This has been a great experience! THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Brian 

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Universal LIfe Church

Heaven never helps the man who will not act.
-- Sophocles

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Kind Words

WoW  Rev. Amy,
That is so powerful.....
I thank God for you....
Stay Blessed
Ron Arrington

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Kind Words

Thanks, Amy, I'm just reading this and its just what I needed.  Thanks for being a warm, kind compassionate, encouraging friend.  You are chosen of God to do his bidding.  Thank you so much for all you do and say.  Wilma

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Kind Words

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. ~ Gladys Browyn Stern

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Kind Words

Amy,

Have I told you lately that you are a blessing?!! Providing these courses, being an outstanding author, a fantastic teacher, as well as helping out people like me, God is truly good.

Thank you,
Rev. George

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.