Stories and Jokes

This blog is for stories of how some of our Universal Life Church ministers are using their ministries and also a collection of amusing and clean religious jokes to make you smile.

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

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Amy,
Thanks for these little moments of reflection you impart from time to time. Just wanted to let you know how much they mean to me personally and to let you know, some how, you send just what I need at the right moment. Thank you my dear Angel!

You;re always in my thoughts and prayers.

~kip~

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Friday, March 30, 2012

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"A man who does not think for himself does not think at all." - Oscar Wilde

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Monday, March 12, 2012

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I just wanted to say, that I have been receiving this newsletter for almost four years now, and never once have I responded to say thank you. So, thank you. 

Thank you for the wonderful uplifting stories, the charismatic way the organization presents its classes, and for the opportunity the ULC Seminary has given me when it comes to spiritual development. 

I know your busy, so I won’t take up anymore of your time.
Thank you again for everything. 

Jonathan 
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

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Amy,

Thanks for sending me the e-mail about your Masters education program. I'm still reading it and trying absorb all of the wonder tidbits about life that is offered there. It 's so refreshing to study positive theology, I need to read a few more times so I will be able to practice and react appropriately in negative situations.

By the way, your e-mail tonight was just what I needed to hear, Thanks!

You're the best!

Tom


To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

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Amy,
I should have told you this sooner. Your email is this of encouragement are very heartwarming and uplifting to me. My mom, in Florida, has had a massive stroke and she has been asking for me. I'm driving down there tonight.
Keep up these wonderful emails if there aren't too time consuming for you. They have help me more than you know. Well, now I guess you do know...lol. I think you are amazing!
Love and Blessings,
Robert
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Kind Words

Amy,
Love the newsletters and all that you've done with seminary and coursework.
 Peace, Joe .


Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Friday, February 3, 2012

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Hiya Amy
In my head I know that these are fed through a system that just plugs in my name, but in my heart I am touched just the same.

Thank you for continuing these love notes!  They seem to arrive when I'm in a crux.  Makes me smile!

Christie

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

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Hi Amy!!
  I want to thank for all you have done for many of us with your
messages and your great thoughts on life and all the wonderful
teachings and lessons passed on from others.
   Thank you again and have a wonderful and many full years, full
of love and joy.
        Sincerely always
    Rev. Lawrence Santana    
    UNIVERSAL CHURCH OF THE WORLDS


The Universal Life Church offers free online ordination and online seminary courses.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Atheist and the Little Girl

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.

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Monday, January 30, 2012

Kind Words

Hi Amy,  Your messages are always very inspiring and uplifting!  I look forward to your writings and I pass them on to others.  Hugs to you too Amy!!  You are a wonderful person and I'm sure that I'm not the only one who thinks that you are nothing less than exceptional.  You are in my thoughts very often.   John

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.